Da die Inhalte der Joke Mails doch sehr variieren, habe ich direkt ein paar verschiedene zur Auswahl gestellt.

Bitte wähle ein Datum aus - die entsprechende Mail mit Anhängen bzw. Download-Links wird dann angezeigt:

                       08.04.02: Kleine Hilfe für´s erste Date... ;-D  [ TXT ]
                       14.04.02: Schwachsinnige amerikanische Gesetze [ TXT ]
                       22.04.02: DAU.... [ TXT + GIF ]
                       01.05.02: Marken-Bedeutungen...  [ TXT + PDF ]
                       07.05.02 (Mail1): Leserbriefe von Bravo [ TXT + JPG ]
                       07.05.02 (Mail 2): EURO English und EURO-Deutsch [ TXT und PDF ]
                       09.05.02: Gesammelte Textwitze [ TXT ]
                       13.05.02 (Mail 1): Witze zum Lesen + schauen [ TXT + 6 JPG's ]
                       13.05.02 (Mail 2): Verschiedene Diäten [ TXT + JPG + PowerPoint PPS ]
                       14.05.02: Grüße von unten + Höllen-Links [ TXT + URL ]
                       17.05.02: Idiot der Woche [ JPG ]

Ab November 2003 werden die Jokemails nicht mehr per Email von mir persönlich versandt, sondern ich bediene mich einer Freeware-Lösung zum Online-Versand der Mails - was quasi "Professionelles". Dadurch sind hier also weitere Jokemails online einzusehen (öffnet in neuem Fenster).

Mail dated March 26, 2002

Subject: JOKE: Fw: Rude children ;-) [ TXT + GIF ]

Hi Folks!

Here is one I found in the newsgroups - it's worth reading. :-)
 

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass on the train, cause we're going down the tracks".

The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to do is go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. "
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."
>-=-=-I

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